Did you hear about the tragedy in Aurora? (Colorado)
The tree died.
The intent of this thread is to share jokes about specific places; not necessarily countries or ethnicities, but rather cities, towns and suburbs. A few ground rules for the thread:
1) No Barbie lists. They're all the same.
2) No "You know you're from [name of city] if ..." lists. There's a ton of existing threads on Cyburbia about it.
3) No Newfie jokes, Southerner jokes, and so on. Just jokes about individual cities.