Look Mama, it's alive and I'm alive!
Annual Pool Party for Darwin Award Nominees
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Super Bowl party at RJ's
Proof positive that Poland needed German occupation.
According to police, alcohol may have played a factor in the tragedy.
Patriots come out as big losers in the office pool after a shocking defeat.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
She knew Bob wasn't the brighest, but this was not the "Hot Tub" she had in mind ...
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
The engineering school at Redneck University hopes to one day bestow its first non-posthumus degrees.
It;s all supersition
I am an engineer and I know what I am doing
Myth Busted: You can't fix stupid.
I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic.