OK, we've all had them! It's Easter, another time for big family gatherings, so what have your relatives done to mortally embarrass you? Tick you off? You've embarrassed them? (yeah, probably I do that...)
One of my mom's cousins was occasionally down for holidays and when she was there for X-mas, Mom and Dad always gave her vodka (just because...). She was a tiny gray-haired woman who would dance around with the vodka bottle. Something you don't want your friends to see.
The first time my brother had us to his place for Thanksgiving, they did that hold the hands and tell why you're thankful and then pray deal (his in-laws are sooo big into that). I don't pray. They got real suspicious of me.
A couple years later, my brother's wife's oldest sister was there with her hubby (the minister) and family of hellions. The kids were eating outside at the picnic table; the minister told them they had to pray to eat. My son caved but when he told me about it.... I was all over my brother's case and he didn't have the cajones to tell his wife that was unacceptable. I had to tell him, if Mr Minister shows up again and pulls that crap, leave it up to me. He hasn't been back.