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    Cyburbian
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    Sex Advice From Urban Planners

    Ran across this article and couldn't help but share... this strikes me as both very funny and incredibly random.

    http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexadv.../printcopy.asp

    Enjoy.

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    Cyburbian Plus Zoning Goddess's avatar
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    Here's mine... if you think you're getting "too excited", think about a comprehensive plan policy. I know, I know, for decades it's been advocated that thinking about baseball will do the same thing...

    Don't ever let your mind drift to anything related to your county commissioners. You will lose all desire immediately.

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    Cyburbian Planit's avatar
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    Quote Originally posted by Zoning Goddess View post

    Don't ever let your mind drift to anything related to your county commissioners. You will lose all desire immediately.
    Mental picture in my head now Thanks ZG. UGH!
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
    "Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver

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    My advice?

    Have it, lots of it...

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    Have you ever been at a public meeting and there is someone of the opposite sex that is so hot, that it leads to the point of distraction?


    Yeah, me neither.
    What’s in a name? – Your reputation….:)

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    This is wrong, I wish I could share it with the office, but I am scared of having a sexual harrassment suit slapped on me.
    Satellite City Enabler

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    Quote Originally posted by Plan-it View post
    This is wrong, I wish I could share it with the office, but I am scared of having a sexual harrassment suit slapped on me.
    What? You mean you don't have an Erogenous Zoning Ordinance in your community?
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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