My favorite actor, Jack Nicholson. Be kind.
"This was the free one after I bought my 6th sandwich from Subway."
My favorite actor, Jack Nicholson. Be kind.
"This was the free one after I bought my 6th sandwich from Subway."
"Wendy, I'm home -ly..."
And here you thought one lost weight and inches by eating Subway.
OR
No veggies, extra meat and cheese; and No exercise.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
No way Jack ever flies over the Cuckoo's Nest again.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Saw the pic, and had to check to make sure I hadn't opened up the dirt sandwich thread.
You're gonna need a bigger boat
(and I had Subway for lunch yesterday)
Stick your beef tongue out at me, well right back at ya.
or
Jack didn't know it as he got ready to take a bite, but in less than 3 hours - with the the constant motion of the rough seas - he was going to see that sandwich again...
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Don't do it Jack...don't do it!
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
"Sure I've let myself go, but how many of you have slept with Lara Flynn Boyle and Rebecca Broussard.?"
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Heeeeeeere's Belly!
All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy. All work and no play makes Jack a round boy.
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
Another Shining example of Mastiff's humor.
Bubbal the Love Sponge proves that you are what you eat
nik, nik, nik, SWAMP!
WALSTIB
Jack was over the hill
So he gobbled The Pill
And magically ended up prego.
Would not twins be perfect! --
But there's more, we suspect
For he bought all the stock of Leggo.
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