People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
"Hey man, that's some good sh*it in those kibbles. Let's go sniff some butt."
Here's a picture of me and the mrs. on our trip to Alaska. I said she should've smiled, but she wasn't feeling very well that day 'cause of the boat ride.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
The last thing Ookpik ever saw....
Look at the wake from the one I just cut. Damn, it's good to be the lead dog!
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
While Balto (foreground) has adjusted well to global warming, Miki (rear) is less than pleased with his new role as an Eskimo “Bass-Buggy” Dog.
He: "Bring it on me, bitch, a cat'o nine tails!"
She: "Oh honey, I thought you said nine cats with nine tails!!"
"Smile all you want, you jerk. All my friends know you never help with the housework... or the child care...."
(Disclaimer: comment has nothing to do with my relationship with RJ...)
Come a little closer
I am your friend
Do not let all of these silly restraints influence you
I am your friend
When snowboarders sucessfully reincarnate you can tell them by their smile and spliftastic eyes.
Dog 1: Remember kids, don't eat the yellow snow!
Dog 2: Aw c'mon, I'm sitting downhill from you...
I love it when my owner lets me drive - yee-ha!
BACON, BACON, BACON!!!
I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
The ends can justify the means.