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    Cyburbian Veloise's avatar
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    Planner valentines

    See these themes:
    http://www.cyburbia.org/forums/showt...l=1#post666664

    Share some ideas, I'll whip up some graphics.

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    Quote Originally posted by Veloise View post
    See these themes:
    http://www.cyburbia.org/forums/showt...l=1#post666664

    Share some ideas, I'll whip up some graphics.
    - You make me feel like the definition in Section 110(A)6. [Adult Regulated Uses]
    - let's both rezone to C-1 so we can get our commerce on
    - Happy Valentines day! It's a good thing I'm sitting down because you just granted me a height modification
    - Be my Valentine. My Board would grant you a variance any time you applied

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    split from RTDNTOTO8
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Happy Valentine's Day ! Your greenspace is filled with roses

    Happy Valentine's Day ! Let's have dinner tonight to exceed the occupancy limit.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    I'll move it myself!

    From a brainstorm on FB

    "Adult Cab 'D' for you and me!"

    "Filing this APPEAL for your love!"

    "No VARIANCE here, be my valentine"

    "Zero line setback for you, baby!"

    "You can max my FAR anytime!"

    "Lot Coverage? Cover ME Honey!"


    (Sorry, I am blanking on your Cybubs handle!)

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=lyVCnp5vbk8


    If you listen to the narration, you'll see this actually is a planner's valentine. I've always thought so. I'm so lame.
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Can I erect my light pole in your floodplain?
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    Our love is like a shiny new TOD...so do you wanna park or just ride the train?
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Hey, baby,
    For tonight. For you,
    Everything is a permitted use.

    Happy Valentine's Day!
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

    ~ Otterpop ~

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    There are no stipulations about how much I love you.

    My staff recommends approval of your use.
    I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.

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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    Hey, baby,
    For tonight. For you,
    Everything is a permitted use.

    Happy Valentine's Day!
    Can I declare this the winner? Made my heart skip a beat
    "Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." ~Peter Lynch

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    For all the dewy-eyed environmental planners out there…

    - There is no potential mitigation for the impact you’ve had on my heart.

    - When you walk in the room, all of my thresholds are exceeded.

    - Let’s create some safety and noise impacts on our neighbors!

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    Let me rectify your citation by getting your lawn a little wet
    Men do dumb $hit... it is what they do to correct the problem that counts.

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm not a NIMBY,
    so let's get drunk and screw.
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Is that an 'Accessory Structure' in your pocket?
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
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    Dear Valentine,
    Let's get together and hammer out the details of your cross-access agreement.
    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Is that an 'Accessory Structure' in your pocket?
    At the moment it's a 'Principle Permitted Use'
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm not a NIMBY,
    so let's get drunk and screw.
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Get off my land
    Or I'll shoot you

    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    [dirty old man's gravely voice] Hey little girl, wanna transfer some of your development rights to me? [/dirty old man's gravely voice]

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post



    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Get off my land
    Or I'll shoot you

    “As soon as public service ceases to be the chief business of the citizens, and they would rather serve with their money than with their persons, the State is not far from its fall”
    Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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