Introducing the new soprano in the choir of the North Philadelphia Baptist Church....
Number 50 on the defense
Illegal contact below the waist
Giving an inappropriate atomic wedgie
1st down Philadelphia
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
This should serve as a warning to all football nuts.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
To counter the "shotgun" formation, Baltimore's "slingshot" defense has some effect.
Meet The Soprano.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
NFL Contract -- $14 Million Dollars
Uniform, Gear & Pre-Season Training -- $1.3 Million Dollars
Defying a conversion via Atomic Wedgie -- Priceless
Exhibit A in the NFL Players Association's petition for a rules change, adding the "Intimate Foul" to the list of recognized infractions.
Alternative: Philadelphia's Brian "Joe The Plumber" Westbrook rushes for a first down against Baltimore, and incidentally demonstrates why he got his nickname..