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    Chairman of the bored Maister's avatar
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    The Worst Street Names Contest

    We've had a few threads about silly or stupid street names that actually exist, but I'd like to propose a contest to come up with the absolute worst/funniest (but work safe) street names you possibly can for our fictitious plat.

    Let's hear your submissions.
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    AIB The Beatles - Long and Winding Road for a cul-de-sac

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    I saw this one recently:

    Jot-em-down Road


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    RE: The Worst Street Names Contest

    Nimby Ct. (but it must be a cal-de-sac or dead-end)

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    Bloody Squirrel Head Lane
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    'FUTURE ST'
    'ITCHYCOO PARKWAY'

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    Race Way
    Lost Way
    Pile Drive
    Riot Run
    Septum Boulevard
    Prom Court
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    There is a road in NC that crosses I-40 near Raleigh named, Jones Sausage Road that I always thought sounded funny.

    There is a Penistone Road not far from my abode. I am not sure how it is supposed to be pronounced but I always imagine it as, "Penis Tone Road".

    And here's some from jolly ole' England:

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    Bloody Squirrel Head Lane
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    The house I just moved out of was half a block north of Gay Street.
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    Here's one I found not too long ago
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    To clarify, these street names do not have to be real streets. In fact, the whole point is to come up with street names that would occur to no one in their right mind.
    e.g.
    Badonkadonk Ct.
    Turgid Trail
    Dufreschnelquesne Dr.
    Arrrgh Matey Street
    Goiter Blvd.

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    Who needs imaginary streets? From Circleville, Ohio ...



    RUGGED!

    MORE RUGGED THAN RUGGED!

    EWWWW!

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    RE: The Worst Street Names Contest

    Supreme Ct.
    Totalitarian Blvd.
    Ludicrous St.
    Oblong Cir.
    Rightov Way

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    Which one is real & which one is fake:

    Triangle Circle

    Acar Drive
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Which one is real & which one is fake:

    Triangle Circle
    From Google Map there is a Triangle Cir in
    Lincoln, NC
    Kingsport, Sullivan, TN
    Sandwich, Barnstable, MA
    MC Kenzie, Carroll, TN
    Old Bridge, Middlesex, NJ
    Shelbyville, Bedford, TN
    Lafayette, Lafayette, LA
    Wichita Falls, Wichita, TX
    Hickory, Catawba, NC

    How about Square Cir ?

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    Shutupin Dr
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    Quote Originally posted by JNA View post
    From Google Map there is a Triangle Cir in
    Lincoln, NC
    Kingsport, Sullivan, TN
    Sandwich, Barnstable, MA
    MC Kenzie, Carroll, TN
    Old Bridge, Middlesex, NJ
    Shelbyville, Bedford, TN
    Lafayette, Lafayette, LA
    Wichita Falls, Wichita, TX
    Hickory, Catawba, NC

    How about Square Cir ?

    Thanks kinda the joke around here. When a developer comes in and wants to build a commercial center on that street, we are going to require them to name it Triangle Cirlce Square
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    Super Chicken Drive in Tucson, AZ

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    zzyzx Rd
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    This was proposed on a subdivision plat but never recorded. The applicant/owner did not want to put in a street the city asked for so he called it:

    No Effen Way

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    There is
    Murderkill Rd. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...e=UTF8&t=h&z=9

    Gallows Rd http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&sour...=16&iwloc=addr

    Burnt Meadow in
    Gardiner, Ulster, NY
    Passaic, NJ
    Monticello, Sullivan, NY

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    Snail Trail
    C-u-in Court
    Picabo Street
    Frankie Lane
    Blood Trail
    Can-yu Drive
    Know Way
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    More Fiction

    Here are a few from the button-down mind of the Bear.....

    Clum Sea Parkway
    Bubble Puppy Road (Confession: I have this in my fake metro! )
    Latrine Lane
    Ogle Google Drive
    Kilroy Gone Boulevard
    Ack Street
    Maine Street
    Jerk Circle
    Pothole Drive
    Balrog Plantation Road
    Ofosjake Drive
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    Sorry Bear

    but Maine Street is not fiction according to Google Maps this street exists in -

    Caldwell, TX
    South Haven, Sumner, KS
    Oxford, ME (even in Maine)
    Ashland, Ashland, OH
    Paynesville, Stearns, MN
    Cumberland, ME (even in Maine)
    Quincy, Adams, IL
    Brunswick, Cumberland, ME (even in Maine)


    On Google Maps I found in Michigan -
    Big Bay de Noc
    Little Bay de Noc

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