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    Cyburbian Rumpy Tunanator's avatar
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    What should the title of this movie be?

    With all the negative stories coming out of the media these days, its stories like these that make me feel better about life in general


    Octuplets mother offered $1M pron contract

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...0S81.DTL&tsp=1

    The Southern California mother of octuplets is being offered $1 million to star in hardcore pron.

    Vivid Entertainment spokeswoman Jackie Martin says the offer also promises a year of health insurance for Nadya Suleman and her 14 children.
    If the offer is accepted, I wonder what the title of the movie would be and who the supporting "actors" would be?
    A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."


    Neil McCauley (Robert DeNiro): Heat 1995

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    Octo Pussy..... wait, no that's been done
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    Cyburbian Emeritus Chet's avatar
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    Quote Originally posted by giff57 View post
    Octo Pussy..... wait, no that's been done
    You sent me into an asthma attack with that. Thanks!

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    Vivid Entertainment Presents,

    A Kaiser Permanante Production

    Starring:

    Ron Jeremy, Peter North and "Stretchmarks"

    In

    Dirty Daddy's Neo-Anal Daycare Part 8
    "Inside Joke"

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    Quote Originally posted by giff57 View post
    Octo Pussy..... wait, no that's been done
    Like anyone could top Giff on this one...

    Cheaper By The Dozen plus 2; or next year, Cheaper By the Dozen Times 2

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    Really. Stop. I might die.

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    Throwing a Hot Dog down a Hallway

    They could have Verne Troyer dress up as the hot dog and wearing a rain slicker...
    "If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki

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    With Six you Get Eggroll - With Twelve you Get Porno

    Starring Doris Lay
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    C'mon and get me you twist of fate
    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    This thread is pure filth... waiting for the mods to shut it down in 4...3...2...1...

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    Quote Originally posted by hilldweller View post
    This thread is pure filth... waiting for the mods to shut it down in 4...3...2...1...
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    flick

    Ocho Sicko
    The Litter Challenge Staring Rex the Wonder Dog
    Last edited by Tom R; 27 Feb 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason: new name
    WALSTIB

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    A Few From Da Bear

    Here are a few suggested titles.....

    Nadya Does Metropolitan Dallas
    How Green Was My Fertile Valley
    Body Heat
    Deep Not Throat
    Make Room For Ron Jeremy
    Jaws



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