Okay, I'm not sure we've ever done this before, but I was inspired by a couple other threads, so let's do it! Especially if you have something unusual to add...
My morning goes something like this:
Wake up... This depends on several factors. Has the wife, who gets up way early for her job, hit the snooze button for an hour? If so, my first wake up is around 5:00. Has the dog, a huge beast, kicked me off the bed? Does he need to go out real bad? If so, I'm probably up before the alarm... that sounds at 7:07. Finally, how tired am I? I might hit snooze 6 times... or none. It depends.
Once up, I let the dog out... or force him to go out, particularly if it's cold and rainy. I might check e-mail or something while I wait for him, or start getting ready. Grab clothes from the laundry room, and get ready for the "Triple S" routine. Here's the odd part, but relax, it isn't too graphic.
We have a cat... Puff. Puff can be seen around the house occasionally if just the family is home. If you visit, you'll never see her, and she has great hiding spots. It's very rare she wants to be petted, with one major exception... hence her nickname "Puff the Potty Cat." If you're sitting and she hears it, she comes charging out, demanding you pet her while you are... "doing your business." Read a book or magazine? Not likely, she will swat it right out of your hand. It is her time! Don't you forget it!
The rest is mundane, but unless I'm working to drop pounds, I don't eat breakfast at the house, nor do I have coffee until I get to the office. So, how about you?