I frequently tune in to the conversations going on around me no matter where I am (and also whether I like it or not, it's an ADD thang, you wouldn't unnerstand) I'm sure I'm not the only one who experiences this, so I thought we could use a thread to report on the amusing, profound, stupid, and funny things we overhear in all sorts of various public locations and situations.
overheard at the mall - (two guys camped on the bench in front of Victoria's Secret). "You notice how there's like ten times more men walking into that place than women?"
overheard before the PTA meeting - (lady on cell phone) "I don't care if the principle thinks I am a b*tch, I'm not going to allow [daughter] to sit next that juvenile delinquent any longer." (I wanted to say "enjoy being the stereotypical helicopter parent much?")