Inspired by recent comments on RTDNTOTO...what are your stock replies to some of the more common ignorant questions we planners confront on a daily basis?
Let's start with the ol' "my neighbor's fence/tree/Jenga tower etc. fell on my property - whose responsibility is it to correct this situation?"
Feel free to add your own commonly asked (ignorant) questions and/or responses. I'm sure there are several we all encounter.