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    Cyburbian dvdneal's avatar
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    buzzfeed junkyard list

    I have to do a thing on junkyard regulations next week. I was thinking I could throw in something funny like a buzzfeed type list of The 10 things that will surprise you about junkyards or some other headline.
    So can anyone help me think of a few surprises or secrets that you didn't know?
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    Depending on the type junkyard, there may be places / items considered "dwelling units" contained within the premises
    Canines are generally present
    One mans junk is another mans treasure
    Look out for Frank & Mike in a white van from Iowa
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
    "Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver

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    As I'm working on it, I'm thinking of putting out a headline like this:
    10 Things that Let You Know Your In a Junkyard
    1. # of cars (actual state regulation)
    2. A couple Rottweilers or Dobermans great you at the gate.
    3. The owner says he going to do something amazing with it someday.
    4. The owner looks like he hasn't washed in a few days.
    ...
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    Since they exist to recycle junked autos, junkyards promote sustainability and therefore are part of the insidious Agenda 21 conspriacy.

    Also, look here: http://www.a-r-a.org/content.asp?contentid=436

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