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    Cyburbian Doohickie's avatar
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    Post a lie about the person above you

    In this thread, each post has to be a lie about the previous poster. The more bizarre, the better.

    ^ has washboard abs

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    ^ little known fact about dvdneal: his older brother was the police officer in the Village People
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Hink View post
    ^Enjoys farting after eating liver.
    Only half the sentence is a lie......
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

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    ^ really drives a lifted Dodge Ram pick-em-up truck with 'rolling coal' modifications
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    ^ really drives a lifted Dodge Ram pick-em-up truck with 'rolling coal' modifications
    ^ "earns" most of his income accepting out of court settlements for all the frivolous law suits he files. Currently suing Garth Brooks, claiming he plagiarized the lyrics for "Friends in Low Places"
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Hmmm.......

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    Quote Originally posted by The One View post
    Has a Fat Head of Hillary Clinton on the ceiling above his bed^
    His screen name is a big lie. He is in fact conjoined twins.
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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    His screen name is a big lie. He is in fact conjoined twins.
    ^is an illegal alien seeking to start a new life in the land of the free

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    Quote Originally posted by Vancity View post
    ^is an illegal alien seeking to start a new life in the land of the free
    ^ Is not only an American... but is actually Sara Palin!
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    VanCity is secretly an american under an assumed identity that is spying for the CIA in a branch known as SD-6, but little does she know that it is actually branch of an international criminal organization known as the Alliance of Twelve.
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    ^ her first gender re-assignment surgery in 2001 was botched badly.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    ^ Was let go from her last job because her employer felt she projected the "wrong image" after learning she was "Miss August" in 2011
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    ^ is actually a duck in a blue shirt and tie
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    Quote Originally posted by dvdneal View post
    ^ is actually a duck in a blue shirt and tie
    ^ is a lobster in a lab coat
    (I still don't believe this is a lie, I'll never see you any other way.)

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