Remember the Jamaican Bobsledding Team movie "Cool Runnings" back in 1993? I'm thinking that it's time for the American Olympic Curling Team to be immortalized in a movie too but we need a title that will really grab the audience. Any suggestions?
I'll go with "American Stoners" to start.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
It's been done already - Men With Brooms
So it has but a curling movie about Canadians/Canadiens byOriginally posted by Tranplanner
is so passe. I'm talking American buffoonery here.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Stones of Fury....the story of one man and his two stones.
Slip Sliding Away
My Broom and Two Stones
On the ground, protecting the Cyburbia Shove since 2004.
"Booooor-ing!"
The sequel would be "Still Booooor-ing!"
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
Sweep it forward
or
A Stone's Throw Away
or
There was a Little Girl, Who had a Little Curl...
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
A fat man in the hack, and two big rocks in the house.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
10 Stone
Rock Slide
A Fist Full of Stone
Lock Stock and 2 Chipped Stones
Yellow Vs Red
I can't deliver UTOPIA, but I can create a HELL for you to LIVE in :)DoD:(
Teh paint fumes got to her"Booooor-ing!"
The sequel would be "Still Booooor-ing!"
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Either:
Sweep!
or
Harder, Harder, Harder....Faster, Faster, Faster
Soylent Stones
Curling, Not Just for Hairdressers
or
Sliding To Obscurity, The BroomMaister Story
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
WE HAVE TEH WINNER
Taken For Granite.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
You all are thinking too small. Curling obviously needs a television show like UFC or WWF. Curlers need to be hyped with special curling names ("Granite," "Stone," and "Rock" [but not "Chip"]) for the men, and "Agate," "Onyx," and "Jade" for the women). The actual game needs to be ramped up a bit. First, put a chainlink fence around it. Then allow full-contact curling, or maye have half-pipe curling. Put logos on the stones, from Bud, Nike, No-Doz, whatever. We need someone who can take curling to the next level, building on the intense consumer interest generated by these Olympic games.
Let It Rock, with the theme song of the same title sung by Kevin Rudolph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0n4eMGXAyk
Mike
Worst Movie Ever...
Ice Bowling...
"Overweight, drink too much beer, but you still want to be an Olympic athlete...don't worry we got a sport for you" The story of the American Men's curling team.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki
Now THAT'S thinking like a corporatist - well done!
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
Thank you?
As for a movie name, if we're limited to that, how about Cold Stone Killers
Rock Stay'in The House.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
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