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    The Men's Locker Room Thread

    As per popular request, us guys are going to the locker room. Ladies enter at your own risk.
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    As per popular request, us guys are going to the locker room. Ladies enter at your own risk.
    Way back when I lived overseas in Europe, there were many places with cosexual...two gender locker rooms. Is this a Norteamericano thread? ; o )
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    Sex, sex, lady parts......fart.....
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    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

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    How is this shared co-ed school locker room thing working out in California so far?

    (I can just imagine throwing a hundred or so high-schoolers, complete with the raging hormones, into a single mixed locker room....)





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    What a great marketing perspective. Objectifying soccer & women

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    What day is it today?

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    Quote Originally posted by mgk920 View post
    How is this shared co-ed school locker room thing working out in California so far?

    (I can just imagine throwing a hundred or so high-schoolers, complete with the raging hormones, into a single mixed locker room....)





    Mike
    Since this is the locker room, I can pretty much say what the fuck are you talking about? Get your head out your ass and realize that it doesn't throw everyone together but allows a student to "choose" what locker room they feel most comfortable with.. As in if I am a she-male and I feel comfortable changing in front of girls I can request it.

    Now is it BS? Fuck yea..

    Now get your ass in the shower *snaps towel at mike*



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    I just want to know who the naked locker room guy is so I can avoid looking. There's always that one naked old guy wondering around.
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    Quote Originally posted by dvdneal View post
    I just want to know who the naked locker room guy is so I can avoid looking. There's always that one naked old guy wondering around.
    Just one? You're lucky. Some days at my gym, it's like a Baby Boomer sausage fest. It's like they go out of their way to maximize their naked time. I don't care if you crawled through tunnels in 'Nam; put that towel around your waist, not your shoulders.

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    Quote Originally posted by mendelman View post
    Sex, sex, lady parts......fart.....
    Milk, milk, lemonade, ......
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    Hell since we're in the locker room can we start some planner limericks?

    There once was a planner from Nantucket...
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    Quote Originally posted by dvdneal View post
    Hell since we're in the locker room can we start some planner limericks?

    There once was a planner from Nantucket...
    Who told an ig'nert citizen to suck it
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    Just one? You're lucky. Some days at my gym, it's like a Baby Boomer sausage fest. It's like they go out of their way to maximize their naked time. I don't care if you crawled through tunnels in 'Nam; put that towel around your waist, not your shoulders.

    I've seen the same at the Y. It's like, cover up dude.
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    This is no fun. No fun at all.
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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    This is no fun. No fun at all.
    Seriously. I'd much rather hang out in the womens locker room. Yeah, that would be nice. Especially if Kate Upton is in there.
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    As soon as you legitimize something it loses it's appeal. You want to be bad. You know you want to be bad. You're all bad boys, and you probably want to be spanked.
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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    This is no fun. No fun at all.
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    I like Katy.
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    I like Katy, but I prefer reality. The real estate agent I just helped at the counter was very very pretty. It's like Jessica Biehl decided to get a real estate license, dress a little slutty and come to see me. I couldn't think of enough excuses to keep her here. She slipped away, probably never to return. What now? Am I to be contented with the memory? Look out my window at the MOUNTAINS?!?! I don't want to see nature, I want my slutty-hot real estate agent back!
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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    I like Katy.
    Maybe the guys needs to know why we love katy..

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    Now it's getting interesting!

    And who doesn't love a girl who shoots fireworks out of her bra while on stage?
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    Quote Originally posted by Raf View post
    Maybe the guys needs to know why we love katy..

    Now that's what I'm talking about. Good lord.
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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Now it's getting interesting!

    And who doesn't love a girl who shoots fireworks out of her bra while on stage?
    I didn't know bras could do that! Or is that a discussion for another thread?
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    Quote Originally posted by Raf View post
    Maybe the guys needs to know why we love katy..

    Well, hell fire, save matches, fuck a duck, and see what hatches!

    Sorry, I felt this photo needed to be posted more times in this thread than a cartoon of naked old men.
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    Quote Originally posted by illinoisplanner View post

    Sorry, I felt this photo needed to be posted more times in this thread than a cartoon of naked old men.
    God bless you illinoisplanner.
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