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    Chairman of the bored Maister's avatar
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    The neverending what AREN'T your weekend plans thread

    This coming weekend I have no plans to do the following:

    Fri. - stage a Busby Berkeley musical revival
    Sat. - knock on doors telling people I'm raising money for lions.... and if they don't ante up they can expect to get mauled.
    Sun. - start taking bassoon lessons or get a head start on next year's income taxes

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    I won't be..

    Fri - installing my in-ground pool
    Sat - purchasing my summer home in the Hamptons
    Sun - enjoying a massage from Enrique, the cabana boy

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    Cyburbian Plus JNA's avatar
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    Fri, Sat or Sun -
    getting married, worrying about kids, driving kids to their friends or activities,
    mowing the lawn,
    cleaning the White Tiled Floor or the pool

    that enough.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Cyburbian Emeritus Bear Up North's avatar
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    This weekend this Bear will not be.....

    Painting the 2-story anti-Cyburbian barn-like garage.
    Poking a wasp nest with a stick.
    Returning Kate Winslet's call.
    Marching down the Odessa steps.
    Responding to Bob Dylan's IM.
    Dancing naked in front of the Put-In-Bay Police Station.

    Bear
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    Unfortunately, I have NO plans to inner-tube down a 140-year canal from Mount Wai'ale'ale on Kauai, for three hours with a six pack.

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    This weekend I have no plans to win the lottery and pay off the remainder of my student debt, nor to abandon my spouse and job and become a vaquero on the Pampas.

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    Quote Originally posted by TexanOkie View post
    This weekend I have no plans to win the lottery and pay off the remainder of my student debt, nor to abandon my spouse and job and become a vaquero on the Pampas.
    Probably just as well since this is my weekend to win the lottery. However, when I do, I'll consider assisting you in that student debt payoff. BTW, you'd probably be the only vaquero on the Pampas among all those gauchos.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    I have no plans to mow the lawn, paint the barn, or finish seeding the yard... but neither does my wife, so I will probably being doing all those things....
    A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams

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    This weekend I won't be:

    Cooking and eating seafood
    Watching a Clint Eastwood movie
    Banging Brad Pitt

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    Drastic change of no plans!

    It appears on Friday that I will instead not be invading Panama and on Sunday will not be working on new Mr. Universe poses (I still don't intend on Saturday to raise money for lions, though).

    Them's the breaks - just gotta roll with it. There's only so much time and there are so many things in life not to do.

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    As of right now, it doesn't look like we'll be going to Ireland to have a few pints of Guinness, nor will we be opening a new chic restaurant this weekend. It just doesn't look like we can fit it in right now.
    "Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
    "Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver

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    No tractor pulls, NASCRAP, or cigar bars for moi!

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    I will NOT be riding an ATV through the woods, nor will I enjoy a Quarter Pounder medium rare this weekend.

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    It's hard to choose three when there are so many things on my list that I have no intention of doing. I'll go with these.

    1. Deep water diving in the Gulf of Mexico.
    2. Parasailing into Eyjafjallajokull.
    3. Mooning the Pope. (may have to reconsider this one.)
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Quote Originally posted by Zoning Goddess View post
    This weekend I won't be:
    .......

    Banging Brad Pitt
    Thank you in advance for being so considerate.
    Annoyingly insensitive

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    Not happening

    i won't be doing the following this weekend:

    Beginning my round the world trip.
    Buying a Lamborghini which will have to wait until I win the lottery.
    Building my dream houses-one ocean front and one in the mountains and a condo in New York.
    Having the maids clean the house and cars.
    Playing with the Rolling Stones.( I do need to learn how to play guitar, also-maybe Keith Richards give me lessons)

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    Not going to the prom, getting drunk, or getting impregnated.
    "He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16

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    Quote Originally posted by kjelsadek View post
    Not going to the prom, getting drunk, or getting impregnated.
    Well said. If I went to the prom there would be a good chance of getting arrested. I don't get drunk anymore. I can't get impregnated......I was fixed.



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    I won't be opening my chocolate & candy store: Dandy's Delights.

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    I will not be purchasing a new Cadillac CTS-V.

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    I will not not be buying naught knots not now.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    I will not not be buying naught knots not now.
    Oh yeah, I read about those on Bob Loblaw's Law Blog.

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    Fri - will not have my name legally changed to "Desmond Llewelyn"
    Sat - No plans to be sent to a gulag for publishing a book of politically motivated poems
    Sun - Not stare directly into the sun for five hours while chanting lyrics from a 1960's toothpaste commercial backwards. (note, this non-plan may be pre-empted by a more urgent need to not lie on the interstate and roll out of the way of oncoming traffic at the last second - we'll see)

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    Not Gonna Happen

    This weekend this Bear has absolutely no plans to.....

    Use a urinal screen as a dunking device for my tea.
    Go to the mall and take pictures of man-boobs.
    Ride a bicycle nekkid.
    Walk into a hip bar and yell out, "Otis! My man!"

    Bear
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    Drinking from; Fishing or Swimming in the Gulf.
    Filling out a pre-approved credit card for BP.

    Anybody thought of buying BP stock ? - the price has dropped.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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