Simple directions for this thread: What are some of the "things you would never hear your Mom say"? This Bear will kick-off this fantasy excursion.....
"Your Dad and I are going on vacation. Go ahead and have a wild beer party when we are gone."
"That heavy metal song on the record player is kickin'! Turn it up!"
"Give your vegetables to the dog. Eat more pies and cakes."
"Here is the money for your Planning Degree classes."
"Bring Jenny over today and use the big bed in my room for your sex fun."
"Here's the keys to your Dad's car. See if you can make the turn on Shoreland Road while going 140 miles an hour."
"Go ahead and sleep with Mrs. Robinson."
Your turn. What say you?