MIght want to consider installing a "relief tube" in your car. You don't want to get busted for indecent exposure.Originally posted by ursus
MIght want to consider installing a "relief tube" in your car. You don't want to get busted for indecent exposure.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
That's quite presumptuous of you to think I dont already have one.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
I didn't presume anything, just making a suggestion for general distribution. You've been drinking again, haven't you?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
'Relief tube'? I remember as a kid building a model of some WW2 fighter plane and the schematics referred to a certain 'pilot's tube'. I wondered what that was and asked Dear Old Dad who explained its purpose. Ever since then whenever I see a plane flying overhead I instinctively think of ducking for cover lest I get 'showered upon'. Kind of gross really.
Concerning automobiles, I'll wager most (males at least) have on at least one occasion on long hauls made use of an impromptu 'relief tube' - usually in the form of an empty pop bottle.
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EEEeeeeuuuuuuwwwww!
It is all a matter of perspective!!!
TRUE (poll material here)
Much military humor involved with telling newbies that the relief tube was for internal communication. "Son, if you need to talk to the pilot, just talk into that tube. Press it up tight to your face so he can hear you."
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
True - with two other brothers and long car trip vacations, the only time dad stopped was when the station wagon needed gas (and thats when he and mom took care of their needs)
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
TRUE - This is a major issue for those doing their 'Adopt a Highway™' duties, especially along major cross-country interstates (think: 'truck/lorry drivers').
It's not such a problem in Europe, though, with the frequent service plazas and rest areas along the motorways over there.
Mike
That's quite presumptuous of you to think that I stopped.I didn't presume anything, just making a suggestion for general distribution. You've been drinking again, haven't you?
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Off-topic:
That's your assumption.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
A group I belonged to volunteered for a time to clean up a stretch of US 131. I can tell you based on first hand experience that not all Mountain Dew bottles are carbonatedTRUE - This is a major issue for those doing their 'Adopt a Highway™' duties, especially along major cross-country interstates (think: 'truck/lorry drivers').
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Most women I dated seem to have had bladders the size of peanuts and were constantly needing/wanting to make pit stops on road trips. A couple of the more intrepid ones might stop roadside if suitable screening vegetation was nearby, but let's face facts, it's a dicier proposition for the ladies as nature compels them to have to drop their drawers. When you're a dude the whole world is your toilet.
Just seems appropriate to the thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pMKc...eature=related
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
this is a thread, really?
Really, much to our relief.this is a thread, really?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
What kind of "relief" would this tube be for anyways?
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
A pop bottle may be fine for some, but I'm more comfortable with a Mason jar.
My late grandfather used a coffee can. EEEeeeeuuuuuuwwwww! indeed.
A thread on peeing in the car, on an urban planning message board? Really? Really.this is a thread, really?
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Ha - post of the day! perfect! exactly!
A thread on peeing in the car, on an urban planning message board? Really? Really.
We must preserve the purity of the FAC! Who split this travesty into it's own thread? What were they thinking? The credibility of the planning profession may be at risk!A thread on peeing in the car, on an urban planning message board? Really? Really.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
What movie is it where he pees in 10 bottles, gets pulled over, and the cop drinks one of the bottles to make sure it isn't beer? This is going to kill me. Jim Carrey movie maybe? Or is it Will Farrell? Hmmm.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
^ Dumb and Dumber with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
You don't think this is a planning related topic Dan? I see all sort of conections.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
He's trying to take the pee out of planning. That would make the APA become AA which would definitely be a more beneficial organization for most planners. In fact, that ties nicely to the beer comment that started this whole discussion. How's that for planning?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Bah. I should have known that. I might have to go into the collection to watch that again... so quotable.
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of sh!t, man.Lloyd: Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
And to finish with a planning related quote...
Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
'Lanning'?
Sounds interesting!
Mike
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