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    (another) Great new idea

    I have a GREAT new idea for a restaurant chain! We could name it "J.P. McMullen's" The interior would have lots of interesting antique (or even faux antique) stuff on the walls...old black and white photographs, license plates, old movie posters, defunct brand soft drink signs, or even old gas station signs!!!!!! The menu would feature excellent and interesting entrees like: New York stip steaks, chicken tenders, triple decker club/pub sandwiches, we'd also feature special appetizers like deluxe nachos, and buffalo wings but check this out...we'd advertise them as being SUPER HOT!!!! People will fall in love with this place I'm telling you! Do you think I might be on to something? Any other suggestions of what could be done with this great new restaurant idea? Share your enthusiasm!

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    I have a GREAT new idea for a restaurant chain! We could name it "J.P. McMullen's" ...interesting antique (or even faux antique) stuff on the walls...old black and white photographs, license plates, old movie posters, defunct brand soft drink signs, or even old gas station signs!!!!!! ... New York stip steaks, chicken tenders, triple decker club/pub sandwiches...
    On Urban Planet we refer to such joints as "Johnny O'Chilibees."

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    I have a GREAT new idea for a restaurant chain! We could name it "J.P. McMullen's" The interior would have lots of interesting antique (or even faux antique) stuff on the walls...old black and white photographs, license plates, old movie posters, defunct brand soft drink signs, or even old gas station signs!!!!!! The menu would feature excellent and interesting entrees like: New York stip steaks, chicken tenders, triple decker club/pub sandwiches, we'd also feature special appetizers like deluxe nachos, and buffalo wings but check this out...we'd advertise them as being SUPER HOT!!!! People will fall in love with this place I'm telling you! Do you think I might be on to something? Any other suggestions of what could be done with this great new restaurant idea? Share your enthusiasm!
    Don't forget about the "flair"

    I know you're making fun, but people have made boatloads of cash off of the bar and grill concept.
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    Speaking of restaurants, how come nobody has come up with the obvious alternative to "Hooters"? A bar and grill featuring certain types of men and catering to horny women. What would it be called?
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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Speaking of restaurants, how come nobody has come up with the obvious alternative to "Hooters"? A bar and grill featuring certain types of men and catering to horny women. What would it be called?
    Woodies.....
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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Speaking of restaurants, how come nobody has come up with the obvious alternative to "Hooters"? A bar and grill featuring certain types of men and catering to horny women. What would it be called?
    Shamalama Ding Dong's
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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Speaking of restaurants, how come nobody has come up with the obvious alternative to "Hooters"? A bar and grill featuring certain types of men and catering to horny women. What would it be called?
    All I know is the menu would have lots of dishes featuring sausage or hot dogs prominently. Maybe Rocky Mountain oysters too.

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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    Woodies.....
    On a serious note, this is a great idea but I fear it would soon become a "Bachelorette Party-only" type of restaurant. The thing that Hooters has is society deems it more appropriate to have half-naked women around than half-naked men. The women I know don't mind eating there but I can't think of a straight-male I know who would accompany his partner to Woodies.
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    Quote Originally posted by stroskey View post
    ...society deems it more appropriate to have half-naked women around than half-naked men...
    I absolutely love society.
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    Quote Originally posted by stroskey View post
    On a serious note, this is a great idea but I fear it would soon become a "Bachelorette Party-only" type of restaurant. The thing that Hooters has is society deems it more appropriate to have half-naked women around than half-naked men. The women I know don't mind eating there but I can't think of a straight-male I know who would accompany his partner to Woodies.
    That is because half-naked women look better than half-naked men. I think women will agree with this. Society just doesn't want to see anymore back fat than they have to. Hooter's has this, but is also accompanied by front fat... if you get my drift.

    Women are also much more conservative when it comes to sexuality. They like to pretend like it doesn't exist. Men will happily go get a beer watch a football game and look at a half-naked woman.

    I do think a completely phallic menu could work though. (Corn on the cob with a large polish sausage. Served with fingerling potatoes and for desert a Popsicle.)
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    Quote Originally posted by stroskey View post
    On a serious note, this is a great idea but I fear it would soon become a "Bachelorette Party-only" type of restaurant. The thing that Hooters has is society deems it more appropriate to have half-naked women around than half-naked men. The women I know don't mind eating there but I can't think of a straight-male I know who would accompany his partner to Woodies.
    I just named it, I wouldn't go to it. Nor to the competing chain, Softies...
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    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    Speaking of restaurants, how come nobody has come up with the obvious alternative to "Hooters"? A bar and grill featuring certain types of men and catering to horny women. What would it be called?
    I always tease my wife that my friends and I are going to start a place like this and call it "The Woodshed".

    I'd like to see another version of Hooters for guys who, like Sir Mix-a-lot, enjoy big butts. I'd call it "Booties".
    "When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    Any other suggestions of what could be done with this great new restaurant idea? Share your enthusiasm!
    How about having waitrons singing happy birthday songs based on other popular songs?

    We wish you a Happy Birthday!
    We wish you a Happy Birthday!
    We wish you a Happy Birthday!
    And a Merry Next Year!


    As for the opposite of Peckers, that's already been done.



    When I lived in New Mexico, less-than-professional appearing independent ice cream trucks would ply the streets in the early evening. The one I remember most was Mister Big and Soft. As The One would say,

    Quote Originally posted by Rygor View post
    I always tease my wife that my friends and I are going to start a place like this and call it "The Woodshed".
    There's probably a place with that name already in San Francisco or Chicago's Lakeview neighborhood, right around the corner from The Manhole, The Tool Shed, The Male Slot, Bottoms Up, and The Junk Yard.
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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    .... Nor to the competing chain, Softies...
    Or the third chain where waiters serve the ladies from a pool, Shrinkages.

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    Quote Originally posted by RichmondJake View post
    Or the third chain where waiters serve the ladies from a pool, Shrinkages.
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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    There's probably a place with that name already in San Francisco or Chicago's Lakeview neighborhood, right around the corner from The Manhole, The Tool Shed, The Male Slot, Bottoms Up, and The Junk Yard.
    Ah, you're probably right! I remember a place in Toronto near the old Cabbagetown neighborhood called "Zippers" and the sign had a picture of the crotch of a pair of jeans with a partially open zipper.
    "When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins

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