You know we got a heckuva lotta people around here with geography backgrounds so it stands to reason we should be able to do quite well as travel agents.
Why don't we offer some exciting adventure travel packages designed around specific demographics?
The Redneck package: 8 day package includes stops at Graceland Mansion (thankyouverymuch), Talladega, AL (the race track), Corbin KY (Colonel Sanders Cafe and museam), and Lynchburg, TN (Jack Daniels Distillery). Trip ends at sunny, beautiful Fort Walton Beach, FL
Can someone suggest other vacation travel packages possibly for elitist liberals, NRA fanatics, 85 year old geezers, illegal immigrants, pointy-headed bureaucrats, Canadians, or anything else you can think of?