Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Here are some of my most recent "lowbrow" activities:
My new favorite bar is a country bar that has a mechanical bull, hot waitresses that are all younger than me (I'm 23), $3.00 Jack & Cokes (that are mostly Jack), and is located in a 30-year old strip mall
I program my life's activities around WGN's and TBS' Family Guy reruns
One of the highlights of my summer was going to see an early 1990s hair band at a small-town festival.
Another highlight was catching a bass out of a retention pond.
At a tailgating event on the 9th anniversary of 9/11, a friend and I sang "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" in its entirety, a-capella
The other day, I talked in person with my conservative Republican congressman while drinking a can of Sprite and eating a hot dog out of foil
"Life's a journey, not a destination"
- I drink Budweiser...during the week....one bottle per day...sometimes more on the weekends...and I like it.
- I like macaroni and cheese.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.