"Honey, where's the Nutella?"
"Dear, you should know better. As one of the 78.2% of families earning less than $55,000 a year we're doing all we can to economize on our budget."
"Oh right. Sorry."
"By the way, Dear, did you remember we got an invitation to the Williams' house party this afternoon?"
"Yes, it's sitting on the kitchen table. I was a little surprised to see it was sent by 'snail mail' as 68.5% of interpersonal communications are conducted via email or other electronic communication devices in 2009."
"I was too. I think I'll be one of the 20.8% of the males who wears a ballcap because I haven't had a chance to clean up and my hair's kinda messy."
"Oh go ahead and jump in the shower real quick, after all 72.5% of the people that attend parties show up 30 or more minutes after the stated time. I think they call it being 'fashionably late'".....