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    Illinois Nazis

    I hate Illinois Nazis.
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    Yeah. Lots of space in this mall.
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    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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    you beat me to it, Dan - this is one I was going to start tonight - one of the best movies ever

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    Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
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    The sewer scene -

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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
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    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    and.....

    Quote Originally posted by Brocktoon View post
    I'll have four fried chickens and a coke.
    I'll have dry white toast.
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    hmmmm. Looks like I am no longer on a mission from God

    It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
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    The new Buicks are in!

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    Quote Originally posted by mgk920 View post
    The new Buicks are in!
    The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

    Lots of space in this mall.
    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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