I have this application on my iGoogle homepage that gives me a new famous or quirky quote every time I go to my homepage. I must say, the app gives me some great ones. Of the quotes I have seen that have made me smile, two stand out the most.
andSex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.
- Mae West
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.
- Ambrose Bierce