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    This program has been brought to you by....(your sponsors)

    The Maister Show has been brought to you by: Brauerei Heller, makers of Schlenkerla Rauchbier; Johnny's Select Seeds, offering the finest seeds and garden tools since 1973; and by Blizzard Entertainment: publishers of Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo and other fine games....


    Would The Veloise Show be brought to us by Schwinn, Conn, and Yahama? Would the Ofos Show be brought to us by Efferdent and Depends TM makers of quality adult disposable undergarments? Who would be the sponsors of your tv show (or someone else's shows)?

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    "The Uncle Ursus Hour" has been brought to you by Pepsi, Kroger Brand Ibuprofen tablets, and your PBS Station. Additional support is provided by the makers of Totinos Party Pizzas, and by lovers of convenience store hot-case food everywhere...
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    Quote Originally posted by ursus View post
    "The Uncle Ursus Hour" has been brought to you by Pepsi, Kroger Brand Ibuprofen tablets, and your PBS Station. Additional support is provided by the makers of Totinos Party Pizzas, and by lovers of convenience store hot-case food everywhere...
    LMAO!
    "Dan's Planning Hour" has been brought to you by the Niagara Falls Curling Club; Apple Computers, Inc.; Southwest Airlines, and with additional funding and support provided by the City of Buffalo, makers of Authentic People since 1789....

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    The "ofos Hour" was produced in part through proceeds from the movies Grumpy Old Men and Gran Torino with legal support from the firm of Cur, Mud, & Geon.

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