Here you go, gang!
Here you go, gang!
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
Old guy in the back: "Hey, careful... you ever watched that show on TV with Chris Hansen?"
Behind the scenes at the Cyburbia control room.
KJI: Okay guys, I need to you find me a 24 hour feed of Burt Bacharach and Elvis.
Computer guys: But sir, no such place exists.
KJI: Then she will kill you....
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
You know guys...since you're working so hard on the spamming, I think I'll buy one less crate of Courvoisier this year and get you all some flatscreens. These anchors you're using are terrible.
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I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?
Every day is today. Yesterday is a myth and tomorrow an illusion.
The great leader visits the local junior high school to see young students working on a project the guy on the left is only 11 years old!
“The way of acquiescence leads to moral and spiritual suicide. The way of violence leads to bitterness in the survivors and brutality in the destroyers. But, the way of non-violence leads to redemption and the creation of the beloved community.”
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
- See more at: http://www.thekingcenter.org/king-ph....r7W02j3S.dpuf
What's with the pictures of what looks like bottles of orange soda above the screens?
The project team is pleased to report to the Great Leader that the secret weapon known as "Justin Beiber" has begun phase 2 of the plan to bring the west to its knees with mind-numbing pop culture..."Yes, yes. They will only be able to take so much of his teenage earnestness and squeaky-mouse voice. Soon, soon..."
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Is it cold in here . . . . or is it just me?
Debt is normal . . . Be weird!
"Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Madame Tussauds Wax Museum opens their newest location in Pyongyang featuring a lifelike Kim Jong Il and his minions.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Watching The Leader watch the Censors who are watching....us!
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
"Chan, go to that Naked Girls of the Big Ten site. Look at the American breasts. We don't have anything like that here. Sigh."
"Jump down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton... all together now !"
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.
Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.
The Kim Jong Il hair plugs were made in China... with troubling results.
C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
Lady on far right to Kim Jong Il: "Sir, we are having problems with our nuclear launch system. It turns out the Apple IIE's were not coded to deal with Y2K."
Kim Jong Il: "Crap."
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins