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    Cyburbian Planit's avatar
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    Describe the owner

    Have at it:



    Can't say for sure, but I bet it isn't Warren Buffet...
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Have at it:

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    That guy is in it for speed... and happens to have a budget.
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    Warren Buffet.

    You don't become super wealthy by spending on friviolous things like nice 2004 Taurus sedans....the 1987 Celebrity is utilitarian and cost-effective.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    Let's not be didactic in this profession, because that is a path to disillusion and irrelevancy.

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    Clearly, the manager of Walmart's Vision Center.

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    By the look of that front fender, the owner may have gotten to Wally's Vision Center a bit too late. May not be Warren Buffet but it looks like he's ready for a buffet of some kind with that rear deck. Might be one of those Tail Gators.
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    Not sure if the thing in the back is supposed to be a spoiler or a shelf.
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    Female, mid-40s, bleach blond 1980s-style hair, smoker, works at the aforementioned Wal-Mart or as a home health care aide. If it's a shopper, I'm going to bet they're using the electric cart.

    They bought the car from a neighbor in their "other side of the tracks" neighborhood ("$50 a month for two years, is that okay?"), and never bothered to remove the spoiler. The A/C is broken, and the radio only works on AM.

    That, or, based on my experience living in the Southwest, this is their license plate.



    That looks like every car in Juarez, or with Fronterizo Chihuahua plates north of the border.
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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    Not sure if the thing in the back is supposed to be a spoiler or a shelf.
    Its a mobile check cashing station. They had one of these near Penn back when I was in Philly, but it was a modified armored car.

    Anyway, this is an enterprising young man who helps out people in need by providing short term, high interest loans or by cashing paychecks and keeping a "modest" percentage. For reasons relating to his felony record, he can't do title loans, but his buddy can - ask him how!

    He does make house calls. Often at night. When you are late on your payment.
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    The owner is an avid car enthusiast and is a regular competitor in the "24 Hours of Lemons".
    "When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins

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    An 18 yr old who spends a large percentage of his paycheck on traffic tickets issued in the mail, and is trying to save some money for Christmas. This is the third design, trying to find that sweet spot between covering the license enough to keep the machines from registering the license plate number, and getting pulled over by traffic cops.

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    I had a Chevy Celebrity like that in high school... but mine didnt have a fin. Awesome.
    "Those who plan do better than those who do not plan, even though they rarely stick to their plan." - Winston Churchill

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    That's actually pretty awesome. You can park at a nice spot, pop your folding chair out of the trunk and have a picnic lunch on the shelf.

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