Born in 1911 and still kickin'
Born in 1911 and still kickin'
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Best looking 100+ year old I know!
Happy Birthday!!
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
Happy birthday! Don't forget to put in your teeth before your birthday dinner!
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
Happy Birthday, old boy! Many happy returns!
Pshaw! You're still a youngun. Happy day of progression towards maturity.
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
You get better with age. I get better with distance. Happy Birthday, Man!
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Happy b'day Mastiff
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Happy B-day - and a Friday B-day makes it better too!
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Happy Mastiffday!
The content contrarian
Happy Birthday!!
"We do not need any other Tutankhamun's tomb with all its treasures. We need context. We need understanding. We need knowledge of historical events to tie them together. We don't know much. Of course we know a lot, but it is context that's missing, not treasures." - Werner Herzog, in Archaeology, March/April 2011
Yay!
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Happy Birthday to you!!!
"Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon." ~Peter Lynch
Happy Birthday dude!
Thanks all! In actuality, I made the big five-o...
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C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
Happy Birthday Mastiff! Enjoy the weekend!
"Life's a journey, not a destination"
-Steven Tyler
Wishing you Happy Birthday and hope you have many more
Happy Birthday! I hope part of your celebration includes a buffet. Or bacon. All of it.
Happy birthday, Mastiffman! And welcome to the five-o club... you'll be receiving an AARP card in the mail any day now
You took the day off for a three-day weekend, right?
Welcome to the 50's and I hope you're having a great day.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Happy Birthday !
Don't forget to get your AARP Membership Card.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Happy Birthday Gunslinger!!!
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki
Happy bday to the most pissed dude in the world
I'll second that, with a wish you enter your fifties having a blast!Originally posted by hilldweller
What set you off ?
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I only seconded it because he gets pissed at me now and again.What set you off ?
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