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    [OMG!] What do you think unicorn farts smell like?

    Like a candy factory!

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    I bet they smell like cotton candy and their turds come out rainbow colored.

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    Oh yu sillypants! Unicorns don't FART!
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    Wow. Before I even saw that photo I was going to say their turds taste like Skittles. Now I know the truth. TASTE THE RAINBOW (beeeatch)!
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    I always pictured confetti cake. Maybe that is what I thought they tasted like...
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    OMG I dunno but whatever it is I bet you just want to bury your head in their asses!

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    They smell like tears from a gnome.
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    Do they have a smell at all?
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