I thought this was a community of educated, experienced planning professionals, but apparently I'm wrong. I am finding this April Fools buffoonery to be most unprofessional. No wonder Cyburbia has played second fiddle to Planetizen for the past few years. You'll never see this kind of activity there.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a webinar from the Brookings Institute to attend, but first, there's a fascinating article on Planetizen about the economics of traffic calming in Southern California that I have to study.