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    Cyburbian boiker's avatar
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    A boat is a boat but a box could be anything.....EVEN A BOAT!!!!
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    Dr Suess notwithstanding

    fox in a box?

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    The suspense is killing me!

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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    mendelman stole my thunder
    Seriously....

    1: Cut a hole in a box
    2: Put your junk in that box
    3: Make her open the box
    Men do dumb $hit... it is what they do to correct the problem that counts.

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    What's in the box?! What's in the freakin box?!! I saw you with the box!! What's in the box!!! No!!! You are a liar!!!!!! Its not true!!! She's alright!! No!!!! no!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by CPSURaf View post
    Seriously....

    1: Cut a hole in a box
    2: Put your junk in that box
    3: Make her open the box
    Off-topic:
    someone saw Porky's too many times

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    Quote Originally posted by TerraSapient View post
    I think it may be time for a hint.... I'll see what I can dig up
    OMG, you've ordered a Zombie!
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Quote Originally posted by TerraSapient View post
    I think it may be time for a hint.... I'll see what I can dig up
    Frankenstein monster parts ?
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    My FedEx driver won't be back at the station in time for me to pick up my package tonight. I now am forced to muster up the will power to wait 24 more hours until the box is in my sweaty little palms!

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    oh, threadkill!

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    We can all stop guessing now. [officious tone]The item in the box. That is, the contents I refer to, can be none other than a signed first edition copy of 'The Antique Lamp Collectors Guide'. Please feel free to busy yourselves with whatever it is that you do. [/officious]
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    I think I know what's in the box.

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    Is it a major award? Will it say "FRAGILE" on it?
    "When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins

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    There is no box, is there Terra? Quite an elaborate hoax to distract us all from your real plans. I'm on to you
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Quote Originally posted by Rygor View post
    Is it a major award? Will it say "FRAGILE" on it?
    Fra-gee-lay. Whatever is in the box, it must be Italian.

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    It's a box of sand from the Toledo beach on Lake Erie.
    Oddball
    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    OK, I've tried reverse psychology as long as I can stand it, Young Lady, now WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!!!?????!!!!!!! HUH????!!!!!?????
    "...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    We can all stop guessing now. [officious tone]The item in the box. That is, the contents I refer to, can be none other than a signed first edition copy of 'The Antique Lamp Collectors Guide'. Please feel free to busy yourselves with whatever it is that you do. [/officious]
    I must respectfully disagree Maister, it's the complete 1985 World Book Encyclopedia Set, all 50 volumes. All the world's knowledge from 26 years ago in your hand.

    Or seeing that TS is in Hawaii, it's a year's worth of SPAM from the SPAM Museum in Austin, MN!

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    It's GOT to be the travel documents that those nice people in Lagos are sending you so that they can help you to make the final arrangements that are needed in order for them to put that $22M into your bank account!



    Mike

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    Quote Originally posted by CPSURaf View post
    Seriously....

    1: Cut a hole in a box
    2: Put your junk in that box
    3: Make her open the box
    Quote Originally posted by luckless pedestrian View post
    Off-topic:
    someone saw Porky's too many times
    Actually that is classic Justin Timberlake from SNL...My D!ck in a Box...
    "If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki

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    Do not open the box if the sender was "Pandora."
    "I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."

    ~ Otterpop ~

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    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    Do not open the box if the sender was "Pandora."
    It's no longer Pandora's box. It's TS's box. Everything will be fine.
    Dude, I'm cheesing so hard right now.

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    It's a five year supply of Bazooka gum. Original flavor, of course.

    (If I'm right, send me a one-month's supply as a reward.)
    All these years the people said he’s actin’ like a kid.
    He did not know he could not fly, so he did.
    - - Guy Clark, "The Cape"

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    So, where are these hints we were promised?

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    Quote Originally posted by TerraSapient View post
    I think it may be time for a hint.... I'll see what I can dig up
    Pretty sure that was the hint?

    She has a new shovel!! She has a new shovel!!!!!
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