I have an extremely important delivery coming to my house today. It is so difficult to sit patiently at my desk all day trying not to think about it! I want to go home and jump up and down and release balloons into the air and shout and shake up a bottle of champagne and squirt it in my mouth! OOOOO blasted blasters!
Instead, I must remember that I am an adult. I have responsibilities. Must. Stay. At. Desk. Pick up delivery after hours. Everything will be okay.