Given that we have't heard from her since she supposedly opened the box, I'm starting to worry you may have been right on.Originally posted by ofos
Struck by space junk
Did not look both ways before scooting across street
Holed up in an undisclosed location in Argentina
Taken out by a jealous monkey
Old age
Casualty of war
Wandered off confused
Eaten by two large dogs
Why do you hate America?
other (explain below)
zombies for god's sake!
Given that we have't heard from her since she supposedly opened the box, I'm starting to worry you may have been right on.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
an excellent deduction - we need a poll of what happened to TS
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Last edited by Maister; 27 May 2011 at 2:14 PM.
I'm working on another theory. She bought something from the Ted Kaczynski memorabilia auction. NO! NO! Don't open that package TS!
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
"Candygram"
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
The tsunami FINALLY hit Hawaii.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Or the May 21st rapture hit Hawaii late and we've been left behind?
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Meister activated the Cyburbia black ops squad in reprisal for not revealing what was in the box. She is currently undergoing enhanced intergation in a friendly third world country.
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Too funny!
No worries. I am still alive and well. My box was finally picked up and its contents immediately adored!
I don't think there ever was a box. It's a hoax I tell you, a HOAX. To prove me wrong, show us your box...
No worries. I am still alive and well. My box was finally picked up and its contents immediately adored!
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
isn't it obvious...
Brotip #2418 - know when it's time to switch from being "the little engine that could" to the "little engine that said, 'f*ck it'"
Her demise is going to be moving back to the mainland.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I strongly think it was Global Warming catching up to her. Mother Nature is a b!tch.
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Must. Not. Respond.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Her hint was something to do with dirt. Its not at all a stretch to add a "y".
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
She was talking about digging something up. TS has two big dogs. Dogs do that all the time, dig things up. Often what they dig up is a bone. So it could be a bone that is in her box.
But on second thought, no, I guess not.
No. I can't go there either since she plays on the other team.
A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place — like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.
Since when has that stopped you? If I recall you demanded that I send you photos from the Lilith Fair concert last yearNo. I can't go there either since she plays on the other team.
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
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