Struck by space junk
Did not look both ways before scooting across street
Holed up in an undisclosed location in Argentina
Taken out by a jealous monkey
Casualty of war
Wandered off confused
Eaten by two large dogs
Why do you hate America?
other (explain below)
zombies for god's sake!
I'm working on another theory. She bought something from the Ted Kaczynski memorabilia auction. NO! NO! Don't open that package TS!
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
The tsunami FINALLY hit Hawaii.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Meister activated the Cyburbia black ops squad in reprisal for not revealing what was in the box. She is currently undergoing enhanced intergation in a friendly third world country.
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
No worries. I am still alive and well. My box was finally picked up and its contents immediately adored!
isn't it obvious...
Men do dumb $hit... it is what they do to correct the problem that counts.
Her demise is going to be moving back to the mainland.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I strongly think it was Global Warming catching up to her. Mother Nature is a b!tch.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams