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    Crunchy Caption Contest: 7 June 2011

    Starting this one off a few hours early.

    Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey

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    In my day we had to choose between the dozen or so job openings for every job seeker. Todays kids are so lazy that the situation has reversed.

    Compost twirler, indeed. Har...umph !
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    Wow, that's one crunchy pic. I can almost smell it.
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    "Volunteer for the composting booth advertising for street fair visitors to contribute to their cause".

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    "Listen up pal, I spotted her first!"

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    That's my daughter! Don't look at her that way.

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    Bedazzled by the street performer, this man is completely unaware that a compost sign has appeared over his head marking him as a soylent green conversion candidate. .
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    In my best hippie voice:

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    Quote Originally posted by ofos View post
    Bedazzled by the street performer, this man is completely unaware that a compost sign has appeared over his head marking him as a soylent green conversion candidate. .
    Slightly off-topic: that wasn't a man. Really.
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    Off-topic:
    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    Slightly off-topic: that wasn't a man. Really.
    Perhaps, but I'm not buying that it is a woman.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    Slightly off-topic: that wasn't a man. Really.
    Wow-simply wow. Is there something in the water?
    When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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    Quote Originally posted by Dan View post
    You see this picture?



    The only man in the photo is in the car.
    I've heard of androgeny/hermaphoditism, but never seen it on this scale.
    When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?

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    I knew she was female and .

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    Quote Originally posted by TerraSapient View post
    "Listen up pal, I spotted her first!"
    Quote Originally posted by TerraSapient View post
    I knew she was female and .
    That makes perfect sense. That's why your caption still works.
    I'm sorry. Is my bias showing?

    The ends can justify the means.

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