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    Cyburbian TerraSapient's avatar
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    Ask Dandy about Candy

    Dear Dandy
    You seem to have an affinity for candy
    In which case your ice cream machine must come in quite handy
    Tell us, have you tried to make an iced shandy

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    Why is salt water taffy sweet and not salty?

    And why is my favorite chocolate snack called Milk Duds when sales indicate that they are such a success?
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    What is the best type of candy to give out to kids from my van?
    Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.

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    Is it true candy is handy but liquor is quicker?
    do girls that eat sweets take up two seats?
    does a sour sucker cause one's mouth to pucker?
    is a chocolate Easter bunny really all that funny?

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    Quote Originally posted by TerraSapient View post
    Dear Dandy
    You seem to have an affinity for candy
    In which case your ice cream machine must come in quite handy
    Tell us, have you tried to make an iced shandy
    I fear that an iced shandy would be too demandy.

    Quote Originally posted by otterpop View post
    Why is salt water taffy sweet and not salty?

    And why is my favorite chocolate snack called Milk Duds when sales indicate that they are such a success?
    Salt water taffy is sweet because the little elves who make the taffy, a far branch from the Keebler family tree, sweat sucrose. When pulling the taffy their little beadlets of sweet sweat get incorporated into the taffy giving it its distinctive flavor.

    Quote Originally posted by imaplanner View post
    What is the best type of candy to give out to kids from my van?
    Gummi penises.

    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    Is it true candy is handy but liquor is quicker?
    do girls that eat sweets take up two seats?
    does a sour sucker cause one's mouth to pucker?
    is a chocolate Easter bunny really all that funny?
    No.
    No.
    Yes.
    Totally. He can really tear up a place.

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    Cyburbian Veloise's avatar
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    Spew alert!

    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
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    Gummi penises. ...
    ten characters

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    Cyburbian Planit's avatar
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    Cool whip or whipped cream in a can?
    Chocolate flavored or regular?
    Which is better for




    Candy is dandy, but s*x won't rot your teeth
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    Quote Originally posted by Planit View post
    Cool whip or whipped cream in a can?
    Chocolate flavored or regular?
    Which is better for
    Whipped cream in a can is the best. Plus you can do whippits during or afterwards to add to the experience. Stay away from the chocolate flavored as it might stain.

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    Quote Originally posted by dandy_warhol View post
    Whipped cream in a can is the best. Plus you can do whippits during or afterwards to add to the experience. Stay away from the chocolate flavored as it might stain.
    And the Maraschino cherries just don't go with the chocolate as well.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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    Did I get the premise of this?
    Are we talking about Gummi Penises, whip topping and cherries?

    Where is RJ on this one? Surely he has something to contribute!
    It is all a matter of perspective!!!

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    Cyburbian ofos's avatar
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    Quote Originally posted by Queen B View post
    Did I get the premise of this?
    Are we talking about Gummi Penises, whip topping and cherries?

    Where is RJ on this one? Surely he has something to contribute!
    I'll bet he has an appropriate bottle of wine for the occasion.
    “Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”

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