Ahoy, ye Cyburbian mates and mateys !!!
Yo-ho-ho, aye the booty is fer plunderin'. Ye planners have yer own sweet trade that keeps youse busy and in the booty, but this Bear, by the powers of Long John Silver, this Bear is gonna-to keelhaul the nearest of foe, find a willing lass, grab a tall flask of grog, and load to ther Gunwales.
Thar ain't no fun in formal, today, aye, mates and mateys. Today be "Talk Like A Pirate Day". This bear ain't no scurvy dog. By the powers me has, you loathesome jacks who disagree can start walkin'. The plank is by thee subdivision with the funny name. Arggggggg......