Early Death metal....
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
(Woman on right, thinking, in German) - "I want some of THAT beer NOW!"
After too many steins of bier, Hans und Franz combine traditional Bavarian schuhplattler dancing with Kung Fu.
"Hey Hans, Vatch Dis!"
"Kiss mein Alps, Franz!"
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Sir Mix-a-lot's European Baby Got Back Tour was a continental hit.
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
"Budweiser sells a product they reflectively insist on calling beer." John Oliver
While the dance floors were considerably less crowded in the early days of mosh pits, the action on the floor was no less violent.
Unearthed footage shows the real authors of rock classic "Bohemian Rhapsody."
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
... Neunundneunzig luftballoons....
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
German proto-punks dancing to the 1922 underground hit "Feiertage im der Sonne" by Die Geschlecht Pistolen.
"Der Krumpinmensch" ca. 1928
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
Okay enough practicing all ready--give us the knives- I am tired of this Swinevunt
"Drinking and Driving don't mix. Now, Drinking and Lederhosen really do."
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
RJ, TO, and Ofos taking Nyquil hits in Austria. The locals were amused.
Authentic old-school üntzüntzmüzik.
Growth for growth's sake is the ideology of the cancer cell. -- Edward Abbey
What the polka actually looks like when no foreigners are around.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. (Douglas Adams)
Just another of Dan's Ithaca snapshots.
STAN showing off his dance moves at Teh Laefest.
...and The Ramones have been banned from Switzerland ever since...
"Those bells haven't rung in years."
"What do they mean?"
"They're going to hang someone!"
C'mon and get me you twist of fate
I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
If you want to talk well then I'll relate
If you don't so what cause you don't scare me
The unknown Finnish battle dance was recently discovered. Tradition says it was a diversion tactic to catch their enemies off guard. Often the enemies would parish from laughter before the battle would begin.
If you're not growing, you're dying. - Lou Holtz