Yesterday I took Addie, my 7 year old, to the dentist. Afterward she came with me to my office to spend the rest of the day. She was hanging around coloring on white boards and defacing old plans - and then made me a sign for my door. I asked her what it was and she said it was a sign so that everyone could stop saying the same things all the time (she could hear me, the code compliance officer, the business license official, etc.).
Here's the kicker: The sign reads "I CAN"T TALK RIGHT NOW, AND THE ANSWER IS NO."
I'm leaving it up.