Just checking in
Just checking in
I had a breakfast bar this morning. I wish we had a chef that made me fresh bacon and eggs over easy every morning.... with coffee and Orange Juice.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
I am questioning if I should be at work today. I feel worse than I did at 5 am... and I have already had breakfast.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Power went out at work yesterday afternoon and didn't come back on in time for my Planning Commission meeting. Had to cancel the meeting due to power outage. First time I've had that happen in my career.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
I was just looking at the office calendar and counted that, including yesterday and today, I will only be working 10 full days this month.I love December!
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I'm scheduled to give on Christmas Eve. My gym hosts a blood drive each year on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve and I always donate on one of them.
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
I think alcohol mixed with juice should be required at 10AM, 1PM, and 4PM every day. Man I would have something to look forward to.... and you know the juice makes me not an alcoholic...![]()
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
There is a line that shouldn't be crossed in even the most affable of people. An imaginary line I am tired of being pushed to at home and at work. I can hear the line-pusher walking down the hall now, babbling incoherently in his expensive shoes and not remembering where he parked his expensive car. Soon he'll be here, asking me questions which have been answered many times. Later, over an lunch he will expense, he will regurgitate my information to key people and seem like a big-wig while "he" picks up the check. During this time, I will be eating my cup of noodles while still fielding phone calls from idiots who should not be allowed to own property or businesses or probably to procreate or chew gum.
After this day, I will drive home to my angry wife.
However: I will be paid during all of this. I will read hilarious stuff from all of you. I will have a cup of noodles, and I will drive home to a wife and to my kids. So.....
I'll get up and do it every day and be happy that these are my problems, and that they're very first world. OK it was long and bitter and self-serving, but I feel better so Thanks.![]()
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
wow... what is with the closed threads? Effort to have more people post in here?
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor