Kill himOriginally posted by dandy_warhol
Kill him
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I'll tell you what... sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner. Sometimes I feel like my only friend is the city I live in...
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
We are already almost half an hour into the Cornish Hen Crisis. Tensions have been steadily building during that time but STILL no poems about cornish hens have been produced! It is unclear how much longer this state of affairs can be tolerated. It can't be long before the finger pointing begins.
I don't see Hink offering any cornish hen poems. Just sayin'....
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
You know how they give you a few seconds to say your name, so the recorded operator voice says "You have a collect call from....". Well my office-mate's ex was in jail a few months ago, and his phone rang. Apparently when he answered it he heard "You have a collect call from.... I hope you die you fucking bastard!!"
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
His ex must've had a difficult time in school. I'm sure she got picked on all the time.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
Just give me one reason to stay here... and I'll turn right back around....
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To The Gibbery Cornish Hen
There's a seaside of course all around,
though the wind and the weather I found
could not keep me for long
and no prayer or song
would entice me to stay year 'round.
I am speaking of Cornwall (the coast)
where at night the old Cornish ghost
flies from cottage to sea
like a spirit that's free
but the hen is the genuine host.
In this region the hardy will stay,
when it rains they go out just to play,
once their T-shirts are soaked
it's like pectorals stroked
they go in and write poems, I say!
I owe thanks to that kind Cornish lass,
so much talent and oodles of class,
when the night got too dark
in the loneliest park
she was standing there, near the crevasse.
If the soul in a person is pure
all the goodness will surely endure,
neither riches nor looks
nor a million good books
is a match for the word reassure.
by: Wombat [Poetfreak]
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
I wonder if the UP will have a White Christmas. I hope there is a crap load up snow up there. Lake Michigan needs to be filled up too!
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
That is PRICELESS!
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
I broke the Christmas music out Monday and switched the Pandora station to "Jesus, Jesus, Rest Your Head" channel Monday.
I really liked Ursus's work rant yesterday. The joys of working in the public sector..
Yes, I am old enough to remember collect calls and placed a couple in my college days. Ursus's post on collect calls is a classic.
When did I go from Luke Skywalker to Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Bad Ideas One Has on Thursdays.
So I wore cords today. They look stupid to me. I have no idea if cords are "out" or "in" but I've lost 10 pounds and they fit again so I felt I should wear them.
On the plus side, it is the fabric of kings that I'm feeling rubbing my legs. That's nice.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Years ago I heard Paula Poundstone make a joke about being afraid that she was going to start a fire from her corduroy pants rubbing together when she walked. Watch out!!Bad Ideas One Has on Thursdays.
So I wore cords today. They look stupid to me. I have no idea if cords are "out" or "in" but I've lost 10 pounds and they fit again so I felt I should wear them.
On the plus side, it is the fabric of kings that I'm feeling rubbing my legs. That's nice.
..zip...zip...zip...zip...zip...zip...zip...FIRE!!!!
It would so be worth it. People will have to take me seriously then!
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
My sister called me this afternoon driving through Newberry and it was snowing pretty hard.
All I read was "Paula Poundstone........rubbing together".
And then I threw up in my mouth a little.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
I got a bag of pistachio nuts from an architecture firm. I'm not sharing them.
A pistachio is what a peanut hopes to be when it grows up.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Sorry, I couldn't think of another way to phrase it! Pretend a VS model said it.
As noted in the Hottest VS Model thread... there would have to be some serious food consumption before that would be desirable.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
This morning I was going to wear my corduroys. I even had them out and on the bed to put them on. But something stopped me. Was I subconsciously concerned that Ursus and I would be caught wearing the same outfit?So I wore cords today. They look stupid to me. I have no idea if cords are "out" or "in" but I've lost 10 pounds and they fit again so I felt I should wear them.
On the plus side, it is the fabric of kings that I'm feeling rubbing my legs. That's nice.
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
Just fear of "Twinners?" or were you afraid of the rubbing?
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Or possible.
True!
Sometimes a funny comment during a tense discussion at a city council workshop is very appropriate. It eases the tension in the room without be disrespectful and still gets a point across.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
I am sooooo close to so many Cyburbians now and still have not met any of them.
Time to put the smack down.
Occupy Your Brain!
I think I am going to need some time at the gym with the heavy bag tonight after my meeting.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
Hi dandy!
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
OMG that's cute!!
Hi dandy!
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -Martin Luther King Jr.
