I left my banana sitting on the chair in my garage. No banana at the office for me today.![]()
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
An urban planner? With a Subaru? That you modded to stage 2? Very nice![]()
If you've gone down that road, then you're aware that it's pretty easy to get to the turbocharger. I hope that it is just those pipes, since it would then be a fairly easy and quick repair. Bummer about the guardrail though.. is it one of those "it'll buff out" moments?
And that concludes staff’s presentation...
To keep kicking this down the road: http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...slowly_be.html
@PortCityPlanner
#ProudlyAICP
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The beatings will continue until morale improves!
I thought about posting this as a new Caption Contest thread, but I think it just too obvious.
Place: Eastern NC
Issue: Truck pulled over by Highway Patrol
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"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Saw this at a local bar:
"Marriage: When you gamble half of your possessions hoping she really loves you."
"Whatever beer I'm drinking, is better than the one I'm not." DMLW
Is this Star Wars geekery or what -![]()
May the Fourth be with you.
Oddball
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
Two phrases I would like to introduce into the popular lexicon are:
"surrounded by tiki torches" and
"having a Midol moment"
Feel free to make use of either as you see fit.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I will try to put one or both in my staff reports this afternoon.
I'm all about supporting the popular lexicon (you and my linguistics major friend McBride are the only two people I know who use the word "lexicon" with any frequency...)
He and I also use the term "obnoxicon", for my tendency to speak in pop-culture references and quotations.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
Apparently today is Star Wars Day.
May the fourth be with you!
Man it's been slow around these forums the past few months. At least it seems to me.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"