Sorry my fellow cyburbians, I have not been real chatty these last two months. Dealing with a whooper of an entitlement project that has consumed by life. Miss yall
Men do dumb $hit... it is what they do to correct the problem that counts.
I'm out for the weekend. Miss you love you.
"...I would never try to tick Hink off. He kinda intimidates me. He's quite butch, you know." - Maister
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
I just participated in the Great Mama and Duckling Relocation of 2012. I got to gently touch 3 itty bitty ducklings! SQUEEEE!
This just in: I'll Have Another is injured and can't run in the Belmont Stakes this weekend. The Triple Crown drought continues..
I'm excited! Today I picked up a new Bacon Wave at a Bealls Outlet.
I had one years ago and liked it a lot.
Online it's $14.95, but I got mine for $5.99! Did I do good or what? (It doesn't take much to get me excited anymore...)
The inventor of bacon is unknown. The debt of gratitude owed him (or her) is immeasurable. Bacon is the happiest smell in the world. It is one, if not, the most welcome flavor.
I have met people who say they do not like bacon. I look upon them with pity. My wife likes bacon but does not eat it. I envy her resolve as son and I cook and eat it every Saturday and Sunday.
Turkey bacon ? Oh please.
"I am very good at reading women, but I get into trouble for using the Braille method."
~ Otterpop ~
I have had some decent success with turkey bacon by rubbing it with chiptole or some other smoked pepper rub and then frying it in oil. But then of course, frying it in oil makes it not any healthier and it still doesn't taste anywhere close to the real stuff.
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
I approved the tenant improvements plans for our next titty bar this morning. The floor plan is amazing. Two raised stage "venues", two stripper poles, two bars, two private lap dance areas, dressing room for the interpretive dance performers complete with lockers, DJ booth, offices, security room. They claim it will operate as a bikini/lingerie bar. But I'm not that stupid.
Just two conditions to my approval: 1) planning must inspect the facility prior to builder services issuing a certificate of occupancy, and 2) performers shall not expose their naughty bits to the customers. I think that's reasonable.
I can't wait until this hits the media....
RJ is the KING of . The One
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
From Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Are you sure you're not hurt ?
No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
Broke parts take a little longer, though.
From Electric Horseman (1979)
My iPod nano died. I ask the Throbbing Brian: Can I purchase a replacement iPod nano and download all my music stored on my 'puter from the iTunes store? I'm going to Target tomorrow and buy a replacement. I miss my iPod....
RJ is the KING of . The One
Stud of the Match: Mario Gomez
This Bear is not supposed to get too much sun. Today, too much sun.....working in the yard, yadda. Tomorrow, staying inside in the air conditioning. (I did get some outside stuff taken care of that I had been ignoring.)