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    Let's respond with revolutionary zeal to the glorious weekend caption contest of 30 March, Juche 102

    Pyongyang, March 30 (KCNA) -- The moves of the U.S. imperialists to violate the sovereignty of the DPRK shall be met with merciless force, as legions of urban planners praise the exploits of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, First Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea. Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, Chairman of the Central Military Commission, and lodestar of working peoples everywhere, through a glorious caption contest that will leave the U.S. running dogs and their lackey puppets begging for mercy.

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    Hitchens said it best about these bastards, a nation of racist dwarves is what I believe he called them.

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    I saw it right here, I am telling you, no I did not imagine it, I am your glorious leader and I am telling you I saw it right here with my own eyes.

    We agree. we are taking notes and will take whatever measures to insure that the dog does not poop in here again,

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    Now you guys make sure the press releases are written saying I was shoting missles . err basketballs.
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    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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    Oh come on! This is just fundamental commie planning, you guys! The yellow is residential, the red is commercial, and this green right here is park.

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    So from here I did a back flip over Dennis Rodman and dunked.
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    Quote Originally posted by Hink View post
    So from here I did a back flip over Dennis Rodman and dunked.
    Winnar!
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    nyorker borowitz report it is heesterical

    Kim Jong-un to Stop Threatening World on Weekends
    PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Saying that he could “no longer keep up the punishing pace of sabre rattling seven days a week,” North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un said today that beginning this month he will take weekends off from vowing to incinerate the world.

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