T.S. Beryl, a minor storm is moving into the FL/Ga border, and this is the resident quote on CNN:

"I've been through a couple, but thank God, we made it through," Flagler County, Florida, resident Jimmy Poole told CNN affiliate Central Florida News 13. "I know we've got to board the windows and be careful in the water, and I know the news is going to tell us what to do."

Do these news outlets make it their mission to interview the dumbest common denominator in every freaking bad event? That guy is so freaking dumb on so many levels it is impossible to articulate.