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Poll results: How long should we give Starring Emma a chance to 'shine' before dropping the bannhammer?

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  • Heavens, the dear girl should be welcome to stay as long as she likes

    0 0%
  • Give the dude two days. Kinda like pilgrims in the stocks

    4 40.00%
  • One day should be enough fun

    0 0%
  • Until he says something truly regrettable (l mean more than usual)

    4 40.00%
  • Ban Starring Emma?! You must hate America

    1 10.00%
  • Immediate banishment is in order

    1 10.00%
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Thread: Did anyone else here get drunk over the weekend and wake up next to a naked fat guy?

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    Did anyone else here get drunk over the weekend and wake up next to a naked fat guy?

    Why does this keep happening to me?

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    Cyburbian btrage's avatar
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    Maybe it's happening for reason.
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    Maybe it's happening for reason.
    Do you think that maybe it's God's will?

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    Well I don't believe in God. I was thinking maybe you like the naked fat.
    "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

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    Can't say that it did but I will keep you posted if it does.
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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    Quote Originally posted by Starring-Emma View post
    Why does this keep happening to me?
    Sorry sweetie a golden shower wasn't part of the price for admission
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    Quote Originally posted by btrage View post
    Well I don't believe in God. I was thinking maybe you like the naked fat.
    Or maybe naked fat men have an Emma fetish.

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    Quote Originally posted by Maister View post
    Can't say that it did but I will keep you posted if it does.
    Yeah, please let me know.

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    Cyburbian dvdneal's avatar
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    Understanding that your a man of high moral values, maybe this is just your secret life. In the day you run around with the Westboro people bashing gays, at night you wake up with sweaty fat men. Sorry, doesn't happen to most people.
    I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.

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    What is the longest time you have been sober ?
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    Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
    Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
    Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
    From Kelly's Heroes (1970)


    Are you sure you're not hurt ?
    No. Just some parts wake up faster than others.
    Broke parts take a little longer, though.
    From Electric Horseman (1979)

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    Cyburbian michaelskis's avatar
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    Wow... and I thought that I had quite the opposition in here.

    Personally, I say let the dude/chick/whatever hang out for a while until there is something truly worthy of banning.


    (as for your question, no, this I woke up in pajama bottoms next to my beautiful wife while two of my 3 sons barged into the bedroom and jumped on the bed asking for breakfast. The third son is only a few months old and hasn't mastered much beyond rolling over in his crib and crying.)
    Last edited by michaelskis; 19 Mar 2014 at 11:01 AM.
    Not my monkey, not my circus. - Old Polish Proverb

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    I just have a few questions.

    Did you have to pay them much?

    When they woke up in the morning, how bad was the recoil of horror upon seeing you?

    Did you wake up sleeping on a big fat arm that had been chewed off at any point?

    Just curious...
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    I'm standing right here Mr. Destiny
    If you want to talk well then I'll relate
    If you don't so what cause you don't scare me

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    Quote Originally posted by Mastiff View post
    I just have a few questions.

    Did you have to pay them much?

    When they woke up in the morning, how bad was the recoil of horror upon seeing you?

    Did you wake up sleeping on a big fat arm that had been chewed off at any point?

    Just curious...
    POTD!!!!!
    People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor

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