wait for the poll, people, geesum
Put in for combat pay at HR
Jump over the counter, grabbing your sword you keep under it, and attack!
Go into the office supply closet and quickly change into your superhero costume
Using the zoning ordinance as a shield, grab a 40 scale and yell en guarde!
Call my APA regional rep and say "seriously?"
Call the AICP Commissioner and ask if CM credits can be earned for this...
Tell the intern to go deal with it and go back to your office, shutting the door
I keep whips & chains in my desk just for this, really, that's why they're there, honest, man!
Hand them a form to fill out - need a permit for re-enactments, sir...
Get off my lawn, you kids!
Get your CDBG stuff done, LP
Other, more creative, answer
Uh sir, the town manager's office is that way, and watch them head in that direction while eating your egg salad sandwich
wait for the poll, people, geesum
LOL! You just put my poll-making skillz to shame! Your poll is a comedic accomplishment.
Last edited by Maister; 09 Aug 2012 at 1:26 PM.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
I meant to add and forgot: Uh sir, the town manager's office is that way, and watch them head in that direction while eating your egg salad sandwich
if a mod can add this, that'd be awesome
They'll need to be approved just like everyone else. Please, ninja, sign in, and I'll go over the submittal requirements as soon as possible.
And that concludes staff’s presentation...
Originally posted by luckless pedestrian
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alas, it appears we mods lost that ability with the last Vbulletin update, otherwise I'd happily do so .
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
Defense of the office is the interns job. Ninjas, FBI, Zombies... I don't care, they put out that fire.
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
Interns all the way! Thankfully they all share the office next to the entrance of the office. My office is in the belfry so they have a lot of stairs to hike up in order to get to me!
"He defended the cause of the poor and needy, and so all went well. Is that not what it means to know me?" Jeremiah 22:16
I have no fear. My office is under the protection of The Knights Who Say "Ni".
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
Disappointed there was no mention of pirates. Pirates and ninjas are natural enemies. I'd imagine there are enough pirates around to keep the ninjas at bay.
Well, since I work from home, I'd sic my ninja-like cat on 'em. She's an agile and stealthy creature.
I'd post a picture of her in action, but she's taking a nap and doesn't want to be disturbed.
I have to agree that sending in the army of interns is the best idea.
We don't pay them to sit around and do nothing all day... Wait, we don't pay them at all!
Fine print: Our interns are actually paid through the local university - no slave labor here.
"Where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost." - 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan
I'm really glad this thread was started because I've been stressing about this for a while. The homeless guy that lives in the alley next to our building swears he has magical powers that can keep the ninjas and the other demons away, but I'm not sure how much I trust him to not be passed out when they attack. I'm afraid we have few pirates around here, but I am a planning nazi. Do you know if ninjas fear nazis?
Children in the back seat can cause accidents - and vice versa.
Per Section 55.002 of the Zoning Ordinance,
Section 55.225 (B) and (C), which regulates uses in the CBD does not include "fight clubs", "dojo", or "battle ground" as a use permitted by right or a special land use. Therefore I need to ask you to cease and desist. Failure to do to may result in further code enforcement action including, but not limited to, civil infraction tickets, court actions, and me opening up a can of whoop @$$. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation.Except as hereinafter specified, no building, structure or premises shall hereafter be used or occupied, and no building or part thereof or other structure shall be erected, moved, placed, reconstructed, extended, enlarged or altered, except in conformance with the regulations herein specified for the zoning district in which it is located.
Thank you and have a nice day.
When compassion exceeds logic for too long, chaos will ensue. - Unknown
I don my ninja sarugaku hanging on the back of my door and start attacking the fruit in the break room.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less" General Eric Shinseki
They are my ninjas. They will overthrow the existing CM and install me as the new CM with dictatorial powers since I'm the one who told the ninjas about the unguarded back door to city hall. Too bad if the HR director casts her lot with the old CM. A little blood may have to be spilled.
I would only hope that my death at the hands of a ninja would be swift and painless.
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alas, it appears we mods lost that ability with the last Vbulletin update, otherwise I'd happily do so Moderator note:
Funny...I can make that edit....done.
http://wavcentral.com/scripts/log.ms...s/powrweak.mp3
"Growth is inevitable and desirable, but destruction of community character is not. The question is not whether your part of the world is going to change. The question is how." -- Edward T. McMahon, The Conservation Fund
thanks!
I think it's hilarious and yet sad we would all throw our interns to a ninja without hesitation
Off-topic:
Apparently Dan only entrusts that power/responsibility to the 'cool' mods
Can't say I blame him.
People will miss that it once meant something to be Southern or Midwestern. It doesn't mean much now, except for the climate. The question, “Where are you from?” doesn't lead to anything odd or interesting. They live somewhere near a Gap store, and what else do you need to know? - Garrison Keillor
But wait, there seems to another dark force...Nunjas.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...a-Warrior.html
“Death comes when memories of the past exceed the vision for the future.”
I'd ask the ninja why he hates America, but since that wasn't an option, I picked the whips and chains one.
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'No thanks'." - Henry Rollins
Mmmm...egg salad...I'd vote for this one if I hadn't already voted.
(And now, back to my ravioli-and-meatball breakfast...maybe I'll make some egg salad for lunch)
I found you a new motto from a sign hanging on their wall…"Drink coffee: do stupid things faster and with more energy"
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