I managed to avoid a Jehovah's Witness who came to my door this morning. I heard someone pull up in the driveway, peeked out, and saw an elderly woman with a cane exit the car. She knocked (on the back door - no one can quite figure out where our front door is located) and I didn't answer. My dog didn't even bark! Some watchdog.
Of course the woman left a flyer in the door - it's going straight into the recycling bin.
What would YOU say, or what have you said in the past, when someone like this pays you a visit?? I am trying to come up with a good line for these situations.